ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS!!!!! ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS!!!!
Just when you thought it was over………another outbreak of bitchassness has been reported by the New York Post!!!
Yes everyone, Bobby Brown, “the King of R&B”
hold up ya’ll..I’m trying not to laugh after writing that
has now claimed that Whitney Houston was responsible for his cocaine addiction.
Now if this ain’t a public service announcement for “please contribute to my child support” fund, I don’t know what is. WestStyle Chronicles got the “exclusive ghetto fab interview” from the man himself. Hear his whinning for yourself……..
WestStyle Chronicles: Now Mr. Brown, you haven’t had a hit since 1992, your campaign for “free Bobby Brown” is no longer supported by your biggest endorsor, Whitney Houston and nobody cares about you “Being Bobby Brown”. What do you think has caused your drug use?
I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.
WestStyle Chronicles: Wow, that’s interesting how you just put Whitney under the bus like that. We thought it was because you hadn’t had a hit–well, I’m sorry, you’ve had a hit–but a musical hit in years. Tell us about your marriage because after seeing you on “Being Bobby Brown”, I thought you were the perfect husband.
it “was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow. I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”
WestStyle Chronicles: Interesting……I can really see that. I knew when you went to jail for the 3rd time, I said to myself, this is a loving and caring man. And let’s not talk about your good looks. OMG, you make Flo-Rida look like Flava Flav. Tell me about the women.
I am guilty of sleeping with other women . . . Women are always throwing themselves at you. I’m only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes . . . I let the testosterone take over.
WestStyle Chronicles: Yes, you did, you sexy beast! Now tell us about your previous love interest, Ms. Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. Now I thought that was true love. What happened?!?!
Yes, I’ve slept with her. Yes, I’ve spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for.
WestStyle Chronicles: Wow, I’m shocked that a man of such love as yourself would settle for less. I thought you two were perfect for each other.
Well, there you have folks. For more outbreaks of bitchassness in your area, stay tuned to your local “WestStyle Chronicles” channel and let me leave you this message from our interview…………
“Cocaine is a HELL of a drug. Stay the hell away from it!!!!”